So you're new to Absolute Terror, you're totally confused and there are blood splatters all over the screen when you login! Fear not as we've cobbled together a player's guide to Absolute Terror which should help you lay the smack down on any advancing enemy.
The player's guide to Absolute Terror is available to download in several different file formats, see below. Have a good read of this player's guide as it will teach you how to say no to bullying, preferably by sticking your particle cannon on overwatch - Maw ha ha ha ha ha haaarrrrrrrrrrrrrg!
Microsoft Word .doc file
Adobe Acrobat .pdf file